Devious Journal Entry- Why aren't you dating the person you like?
But i am! Wait, you mean you know my secret? YOU MEAN YOU FOUND OUT THAT I WANT SOMEONE ELSE?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I can't date myself can i??!!
- Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
Ofc otherwise i wouldn't be dating! I hope you die in a fire (person that is asking these questions)
- Can you have more than one best friend?
Baka, of course you can, i have several great friends, friends i call best friends.
- What are you thinking right now?
That if you poo upside down, how does it go out.
- When was the last time you changed in front of someone?
It would be harder if you asked when was the last time i didn't change infront of someone *winks*
- If you could change your eye color would you?
HELL YES! Reptilian eyes!!
- Are you wearing anything that belongs to someone else?
Besides a stolen kidney? No
- Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Depends, how many people are dying right now?
- What is your hair like at the moment?
Drunk, the bastard went to a party without me, i hope he doesn't puke!
- Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
Yeah, ofc, 200 people! I'm that good
- Who was the last male you talked to?
God! He is black, sexy and he hates me since I defeated him on chess
- What were you doing at 10am this morning?
Turning the other chick!... sleeping ofc
- What are you looking forward to in the next 3 months?
Winter vacations! Wait, no! I'm waiting for: WINTER VACATIONS!
- Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes, the other day i dreamt that i died and i was watching my own death and i didn't want to die since i believe there is only void after.
- Last movie you watched?
Hanckok or whatever is called. Really nice movie!
- Do you have your future children's names picked out?
Rodulf,Prancer, Dasher
- Have you kissed anyone in '09 that actually meant anything?
You're ugly and your breath stinks and you're fat. I did your mother
- Were you happy when you woke up today?
Nopes, noone likes to wake up! And if they do, they should burn in hell!
- Have you talked to a complete jerk today?
I never talk to myself
that is crazy!- What does your last text say?
"I never talk to myself
that is crazy!" just look up, stupid question- Do you like hugs?
I love hugs! I love to give the famous "Hug of Death of Mota!"
- What would you say if you found out your ex was in a relationship?
HOW COULD YOU DATE ME, YET AGAIN??!! ARE YOU INSANE? My ex is now my present girlfriend. Some people never learn!
- Is there someone on your mind that really shouldn't be there?
Numa Numa guy? (if you don't know see: [link]
layList&
=4DC2E814CA4D4559&index=0&laynext=1 )- Who is the first person you would call if you REALLY needed help?
This thing is tooooo long. Satan?
- Has anyone disappointed/ upset you recently?
Upset, yes, disappointed? Nopes
- Do you think it's bad for teenage girls to get on birth control?
???? Wtf is wrong with you? Stupid question is stupid. I hate ya more now, i hope you die with a flaming fruit tree in your arse
- Do you like silver or gold better?
Silver by far
- Do you know anyone who smokes pot?
Yep, several infact.
- Is the last person of the opposite sex you texted single?
What do you have to do with it? Have you been seeing my telephone? You can't do that! I'll sue you! You bastard! Besides dying with the tree you should die burned by matches, one by one!
- Was last night terrible?
Nopes, great night of sleep
- Does it make you mad when people stare at you?
Hell no, i couldn't care less!
- Have you ever kissed anyone recently whos name starts with an m?
Yes! MClaudia! hehehehehe
- Would you ever quit a bad habit for someone?
Like what? Picking my nose? Hell no, i need to eat!! A man needs to eat!
- Are you a jealous person?
Yes, and a bit competitive also.
- Are you one of those Twilight crazy people?
Hell no, I read the book and i must say i laughed my ass out several times imagining all the young girls crying while they read it!
- Ever had your heart broken?
HELL YEAH!! EVERY WEEK ONE PIECE DOES NOT COME OUT!!!
- How many people of the opposite sex besides family have told you they loved you?
Said? 1, maybe 2. But i know Sano, Nuno, Carla and someothers love me, they are just to shy to admite it
- Do you feel like you have life figured out?
What for? God said he would destroy the world because i won in chess. Sour looser hehehehe
- Are you happy right now?
Go die
- Whens the last time you had sexual intercourse?
Wtf? What is wrong with you people?
DAMN, sick bastard! Yesterday
- Do you want your tongue pierced?
Do you want your heart pierced?
- Can you honestly say that you're keeping a big secret about yourself right now?
I am God
TAG TIME YAY
I tag YOU, ugly person that is reading this! Btw the 3rd question counting from down here is a joke.
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